aintright - Motifake.com user http://www.motifake.com/atom.php motifake.com http://www.motifake.com/ admin@motifake.com 2018-02-25T08:13:25-05:00 PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:121588 2010-11-16T01:19:21-05:00 2010-11-16T01:19:21-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=121588"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/photographic-memory-funny-ugly-woman-demotivational-poster-1289888346.jpg"></a><br>I never forget a face.<br>But in your case Im willing to make an exception. PERSPECTIVE - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:121357 2010-11-11T18:49:25-05:00 2010-11-11T18:49:25-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=121357"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/perspective-funny-demotivational-poster-1289519358.jpg"></a><br>Pain is temporary.<br>Humiliation is eternal. SLOTH SOCIETY - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:120459 2010-10-31T01:26:40-04:00 2010-10-31T01:26:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=120459"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/sloth-society-funny-demotivational-poster-1288502794.jpg"></a><br>We are now so lazy that we sit and watch<br>other people playing cards on TV. BOXING - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:119918 2010-10-23T00:15:56-04:00 2010-10-23T00:15:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=119918"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/boxing-funny-demotivational-poster-1287807314.jpg"></a><br>Two men engaged in a manly sport that combines stamina power speed and grit.<br>Locked in battle round after round to claim the ultimate prizes a belt and a purse.<br>Wait...what CUBICLE DRAWBACK - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:119659 2010-10-20T01:27:09-04:00 2010-10-20T01:27:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=119659"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/cubicle-drawback-funny-demotivational-poster-1287552393.jpg"></a><br>The walls do not offer much protection when Larry from accounting<br>finally snaps and reports to work with an AK47. MONEY AND SEX - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:119201 2010-10-14T22:38:55-04:00 2010-10-14T22:38:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=119201"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/money-and-sex-funny-demotivational-poster-1287110310.jpg"></a><br>The two most common causes for marital arguments.<br>Great How can we argue about things we never have GOOD HEALTH - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:118619 2010-10-08T22:09:29-04:00 2010-10-08T22:09:29-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=118619"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/good-health-funny-demotivational-poster-1286590161.png"></a><br>Have you had your vitamin F today CONFORMITY - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:118067 2010-10-02T23:58:22-04:00 2010-10-02T23:58:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=118067"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/conformity-funny-demotivational-poster-1286078281.jpg"></a><br>The harder you try to show your individuality<br>the more you look like everybody else. CURIOSITY - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:118066 2010-10-02T23:50:01-04:00 2010-10-02T23:50:01-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=118066"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/curiosity-funny-demotivational-demotivational-poster-1286077757.jpg"></a><br>There are no stupid questions.<br>However there are tons of inquisitive morons. HOMELY - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117981 2010-10-02T01:08:03-04:00 2010-10-02T01:08:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117981"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/homely-funny-demotivational-poster-1285996048.jpg"></a><br>Shes part eskimo<br>the part that pulls the sled. KEY TO SUCCESS - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117818 2010-09-29T22:34:10-04:00 2010-09-29T22:34:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117818"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/key-to-success-funny-tattoo-demotivational-poster-1285814018.jpg"></a><br>comes from making good decisions. The key to good decisions is experience.<br>Experience comes from making BAD DECISIONS. MARRIAGE - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117483 2010-09-26T01:12:51-04:00 2010-09-26T01:12:51-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117483"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/marriage-funny-demotivational-poster-1285477937.jpg"></a><br>I am is the shortest sentence in the English language.<br>I do is probably the longest. SUPERIORITY - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117408 2010-09-25T01:19:34-04:00 2010-09-25T01:19:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117408"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/superiority-funny-demotivational-poster-1285391950.jpg"></a><br>Who exactly owns who CHORES - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:116828 2010-09-18T22:59:11-04:00 2010-09-18T22:59:11-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=116828"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/chores-funny-demotivational-poster-1284865129.jpg"></a><br>Honey did you clean up after the dog HOPELESS - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:116827 2010-09-18T22:58:02-04:00 2010-09-18T22:58:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=116827"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/hopeless-demotivational-daddy-was-right-loser-demotivational-poster-1284865051.jpg"></a><br>When youve reached the end of your rope<br>tie a noose and give up. GARMIN - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:116477 2010-09-14T21:13:11-04:00 2010-09-14T21:13:11-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=116477"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/garmin-funny-demotivational-poster-1284513160.jpg"></a><br>Recalculating route FUTILITY - Rating: 5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:116153 2010-09-11T00:18:43-04:00 2010-09-11T00:18:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=116153"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/futility-funny-demotivational-poster-1284178713.jpg"></a><br>Some days its not worth<br>chewing through the straps AMERICAN MUSCLE - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115882 2010-09-08T00:28:20-04:00 2010-09-08T00:28:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115882"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/american-muscle-awesome-chevelle-demotivational-poster-1283920073.jpg"></a><br>Going 0 to 60 in 3 gallons and picking hybrids out of the grill. THE TALK - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115499 2010-09-03T00:27:18-04:00 2010-09-03T00:27:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115499"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/the-talk-funny-demotivational-poster-1283488008.jpg"></a><br>Son Im going to tell you about the birds and the bees.<br>Great Dad. Then Ill tell you about Mom and the UPS guy. SQUIRREL - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115160 2010-08-30T01:16:02-04:00 2010-08-30T01:16:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115160"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/squirrel-a-d-d-funny-demotivational-poster-1283144005.jpg"></a><br> ATTENTION - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115150 2010-08-29T23:37:50-04:00 2010-08-29T23:37:50-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115150"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/attention-funny-demotivational-poster-1283139436.jpg"></a><br>Apparently Mommy didnt give him enough. THANK HEAVEN - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114794 2010-08-25T23:58:43-04:00 2010-08-25T23:58:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114794"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/thank-heaven-funny-demotivational-poster-1282795075.jpg"></a><br>For little girls. Cause little girls get bigger every day.<br>Then turn into the souleating spiritcrushing heartless exwives of tomorrow. FLOATATION DEVICE - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114793 2010-08-25T23:44:46-04:00 2010-08-25T23:44:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114793"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/floatation-device-funny-demotivational-poster-1282794252.jpg"></a><br>Great After surviving the traumatic event of crashing into the ocean<br>I get to float in the Pacific clinging to a pillow that reeks of beer farts. OPINIONS - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114560 2010-08-24T01:15:59-04:00 2010-08-24T01:15:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114560"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/opinions-funny-demotivational-poster-1282626927.jpg"></a><br>Theyre just like farts.<br>Everyone can have them<br>but the never amount to crap. GONE - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114559 2010-08-24T01:10:24-04:00 2010-08-24T01:10:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114559"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/gone-funny-dark-r-i-p-demotivational-poster-1282626597.jpg"></a><br>Whatchoo Talkin Bout Willis SOUND ADVICE - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114556 2010-08-24T00:52:08-04:00 2010-08-24T00:52:08-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114556"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/sound-advice-funny-demotivational-poster-1282625503.jpg"></a><br>Never run from a fat cop.<br>Hes much more likely to shoot you than chase you. DOG EAT DOG - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113848 2010-08-17T00:16:38-04:00 2010-08-17T00:16:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113848"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/dog-eat-dog-funny-demotivational-poster-1282018564.jpg"></a><br>Remember even if youre the biggest dog in your pack<br>youre nothing more than a tasty snack in another. PESSIMISM - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113847 2010-08-17T00:08:08-04:00 2010-08-17T00:08:08-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113847"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/pessimism-demotivational-demotivational-poster-1282018059.jpg"></a><br>Depression and disappointment grow from negative thoughts.<br>But that doesnt matter you were doomed to be a failure from the start. DOGMATIC - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113420 2010-08-13T00:44:52-04:00 2010-08-13T00:44:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113420"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/dogmatic-religion-antireligion-please-be-quiet-demotivational-poster-1281674680.jpg"></a><br>Convinced that you know the true answer to an unanswerable question you feel<br>the need to attack others religions. Keep thy beliefs and disbeliefs<br>to thyself. CANADIANS - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113154 2010-08-11T01:33:05-04:00 2010-08-11T01:33:05-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113154"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/canadians-funny-demotivational-poster-1281504760.jpg"></a><br>I thought they would be friendlier eh HOME REMEDIES - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113153 2010-08-11T01:30:38-04:00 2010-08-11T01:30:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113153"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/home-remedies-funny-demotivational-poster-1281504608.jpg"></a><br>You might want to reconsider the full frontal lobotomy<br>and just put the copay on your Visa. CONFRONTATION - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113150 2010-08-11T01:25:02-04:00 2010-08-11T01:25:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113150"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/confrontation-funny-demotivational-poster-1281504268.jpg"></a><br>When angry count to 10.<br>It gives you time to see if there will be any witnesses. TSA - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112858 2010-08-07T23:10:41-04:00 2010-08-07T23:10:41-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112858"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/tsa-funny-military-demotivational-poster-1281237016.jpg"></a><br>I cant believe they took my fingernail clippers away. BAD OMEN - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112857 2010-08-07T23:03:39-04:00 2010-08-07T23:03:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112857"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/bad-omen-funny-demotivational-poster-1281236532.jpg"></a><br>Excuse me stewardess This headset only plays Buddy Holly songs. BALLISTOPHOBIA - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112788 2010-08-07T01:12:26-04:00 2010-08-07T01:12:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112788"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/ballistophobia-funny-demotivational-poster-1281157915.jpg"></a><br>The fear of bullets<br>Okay I can understand that phobia. CONSERVATION - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112360 2010-08-03T01:36:51-04:00 2010-08-03T01:36:51-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112360"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/conservation-funny-demotivational-poster-1280813628.jpg"></a><br>Sombody turn off some lights<br>The friggin meter is spinning like a top CUBBY - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112359 2010-08-03T01:32:17-04:00 2010-08-03T01:32:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112359"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/cubby-funny-demotivational-poster-1280813514.jpg"></a><br>Finally muzzled by a woman.<br>Just sad. VIRTUE - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112358 2010-08-03T01:30:14-04:00 2010-08-03T01:30:14-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112358"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/virtue-funny-demotivational-poster-1280813388.jpg"></a><br>Online gaming provides an excellent way to preserve yours. WEEPING - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112357 2010-08-03T01:07:05-04:00 2010-08-03T01:07:05-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112357"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/weeping-funny-demotivational-poster-1280811995.jpg"></a><br>The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears. John Vance Cheney<br>Now suck it up you little crybaby FATHER TIME - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112247 2010-08-01T23:14:49-04:00 2010-08-01T23:14:49-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112247"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/father-time-funny-demotivational-poster-1280718859.jpg"></a><br>Turns a sixpack into a pony keg. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112246 2010-08-01T23:05:15-04:00 2010-08-01T23:05:15-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112246"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/political-correctness-funny-david-foresty-demotivational-poster-1280718287.jpg"></a><br>Should be illegal and prosecuted under the sodomy laws. UTILITY - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112244 2010-08-01T22:50:02-04:00 2010-08-01T22:50:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112244"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/utility-funny-kickstand-demotivational-poster-1280717370.jpg"></a><br>This should keep me from rolling out of the bed again. FEELING INVINCIBLE - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112160 2010-08-01T01:36:09-04:00 2010-08-01T01:36:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112160"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/feeling-invincible-funny-demotivational-poster-1280640924.jpg"></a><br>Few things on Earth are as enjoyable to watch as someone learning this lesson...<br>the hard way. HUMOR - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112158 2010-08-01T01:23:12-04:00 2010-08-01T01:23:12-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112158"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/humor-funny-will-rogers-demotivational-poster-1280640163.jpg"></a><br>Everything is funny<br>as long as it is happening to somebody else CONTRACTS - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:112154 2010-08-01T00:48:00-04:00 2010-08-01T00:48:00-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=112154"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/contracts-funny-demotivational-poster-1280638057.jpg"></a><br>What the large print giveth<br>the small print taketh away. POLICE REPORT - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:110580 2010-07-19T22:19:20-04:00 2010-07-19T22:19:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=110580"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/police-report-funny-demotivational-poster-1279592306.jpg"></a><br>So then I says Zeke hold my beer.<br>I wanna try something. LONELINESS - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:110570 2010-07-19T21:20:57-04:00 2010-07-19T21:20:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=110570"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/loneliness-funny-demotivational-demotivational-poster-1279588774.jpg"></a><br>If none of your boyfriends have turned out to be Mr. Right<br>then the problem is probably you. THE ISLAND OF LESBOS - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:108990 2010-07-05T18:16:02-04:00 2010-07-05T18:16:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108990"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/the-island-of-lesbos-funny-demotivational-poster-1278368114.jpg"></a><br>Yes there are approximately 90000 Lesbians inhabiting the island.<br>No its not the kind youre thinking of. SILENCE IS GOLDEN - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:108976 2010-07-05T15:08:31-04:00 2010-07-05T15:08:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108976"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/silence-is-golden-funny-demotivational-poster-1278356873.jpg"></a><br>Its better to remain quiet and be thought of as an idiot<br>than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. HEARTBREAKING - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:108943 2010-07-05T01:52:33-04:00 2010-07-05T01:52:33-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108943"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/heart-breaking-funny-demotivational-poster-1278309128.jpg"></a><br>Bubbles puts on MJs favorite outfit and heads for the Sunset Strip<br>looking for love and rent money. ALABAMA GRADUATION DAY - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:108941 2010-07-05T01:23:20-04:00 2010-07-05T01:23:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108941"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/alabama-graduation-day-funny-demotivational-poster-1278307301.jpg"></a><br>When you can finally count your tooth<br>without using your fingers. WEST VIRGINIA - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:108342 2010-06-29T23:14:22-04:00 2010-06-29T23:14:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108342"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/west-virginia-funny-demotivational-poster-1277867610.jpg"></a><br>1.8 million people and only 3 last names.<br>Hmmm. WARNING - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:108134 2010-06-27T22:52:49-04:00 2010-06-27T22:52:49-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108134"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/warning-funny-cat-gimp-demotivational-poster-1277693538.jpg"></a><br>The first person to make a Puss in Boots crack<br>is going to find cat puke in his shoes tomorrow morning. WANNABE COWBOYS - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:108039 2010-06-27T02:24:06-04:00 2010-06-27T02:24:06-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108039"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/wannabe-cowboys-funny-demotivational-poster-1277619795.jpg"></a><br>Just another 10 gallon hat on a 2 gallon head. LEARNING MOMENT - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107913 2010-06-26T00:35:16-04:00 2010-06-26T00:35:16-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107913"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/learning-moment-bikes-crash-funny-demotivational-poster-1277526871.jpg"></a><br>Now kiddies remember to always keep your toys on the sidewalk. GAIL POSNER AND CONCHITA - Rating: 2.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107763 2010-06-24T23:53:14-04:00 2010-06-24T23:53:14-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107763"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/gail-posner-and-conchita-lady-ugly-dog-demotivational-poster-1277437927.jpg"></a><br>She left 8M to here chihuahua plus 10M for the dogs bodyguard.<br>WOW A rich bitch and a dumb bitch<br>Assign the labels as you see fit. HEY JOHNNY JIHAD - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107636 2010-06-23T22:25:15-04:00 2010-06-23T22:25:15-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107636"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/hey-johnny-jihad-military-tribute-sniper-demotivational-poster-1277346271.jpg"></a><br>Your road to Paradise begins here. ORANGE - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:107178 2010-06-20T02:37:48-04:00 2010-06-20T02:37:48-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107178"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/orange-funny-football-ut-demotivational-poster-1277015821.jpg"></a><br>The perfect color for a school. You can go to the game on Saturday<br>hunt on Sunday and pick up trash on the side of the freeway<br>the rest of the week. GPS - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106848 2010-06-17T00:28:18-04:00 2010-06-17T00:28:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106848"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/gps-military-tribute-thanks-demotivational-poster-1276748868.jpg"></a><br>It puts the DAM in JDAM. LIGHT EM UP - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106847 2010-06-17T00:15:42-04:00 2010-06-17T00:15:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106847"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/light-em-up-military-tribute-demotivational-poster-1276748109.jpg"></a><br>Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.<br>Ammo is cheap your life is expensive. KINDNESS... - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:106130 2010-06-10T23:49:51-04:00 2010-06-10T23:49:51-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106130"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/kindness-funny-dark-humor-demotivational-poster-1276228157.jpg"></a><br>...is its own reward.<br>However cruelty gets you new boots.